The Gay Convict

A convict escaped, ties couple 2 couple 2 d bed. Hugs  the wife, kisses her ears & goes 2 d toilet. Husband tells wife: "Satisfy him or he will kill us. I saw d way he kissed u, be strong. I love u."
Wife: He didn't kiss me, he whispered that he is gay & asked 4 petroleum jelly. I told him that it's in d toilet. Be strong. I lav u...