Ever notice that men who r always looking 4 nice legs on a girl roughly shove them apart when they find them.

Did u hear about the boy who nicknamed his girl Appendix because it costs too much to take her out?

Dad: Iha, pano ka nabuntis? Wala ka namang boy friend di ba?

Girl: Oo nga Dad, baka natunaw yung kandila.

BOY: Use PWE in a sentence.

GIRL: I don't know eh. You na lang.

BOY: You are so cute and beautiful.

GIRL: Oh! How nice naman, But where's the pwe?
BOY: PWE!

BOY: Sweetheart, bumili ako ng 3 tickets sa Miss Saigon, siguradong masaya ang gabi natin.

GIRL: Baket tatlo?

BOY: Isa sa tatay mo, isa sa nanay mo, isa sa kapatid mo.

Boy: Pa-good night kiss naman.

Girl: Cheap mo ha, hindi ako nagpapa-kiss sa 1st date.

Boy: Eh kung sa last date?