At the office...

Boss asks sexy secretary to a dinner after overtym, "Are u free tonight?"

The secretary replies, " Sir, ha? Hwag naman free. Bibigyan na lang kita ng discount.!

Did u hear about the boy who nicknamed his girl Appendix because it costs too much to take her out?

Boy: Pa-good night kiss naman.

Girl: Cheap mo ha, hindi ako nagpapa-kiss sa 1st date.

Boy: Eh kung sa last date?