In the classroom...

Teacher: Why did you bring your cat in the school?

Pupil: Awa po ako eh..

Teacher: Bakit?

Pupil: Kasi po I heard my BF say, tonight I will eat your pussy...

Class pic...

Teacher: Class, magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki niyo masabi niyo, " O, si Juan pilot na! Si Junior doctor na! Si Linda, nurse na!
Dodong: At si Ma'am patay na!!!

Sa classroom...

Teacher: Ano ang ating pambansang hayop? Nagsisimula sa letter K!

Student: Kabayo?

Teacher: Mali, nagtatapos saletrang W!

Student: Kabayow?

Teacher: Mali! May sungay ito!

Student: Demonyong kabayo?

Teacher: Get out!!!