Eeewww....

A fat farmer was in the CR trying to flush his dump when suddenly the toilet bowl broke. The dump flooded into the wheat field then "FOOF" It became KOKO CRUNCH!!!

Dreaming....

I dreamed of u last night, nakaupo ka sa tabi ng ilog, sad & alone at mukhamg mabigat ang loob. Lalapitan sana kita at yayakapin pero bigla kang tumayo at naghugas ng pwet.

Eeewww...

You said goodbye pinpigilan kita pero sabi mo: Can't u understand? I have to go! "I tried to hold ur arm 2 stop u frm going. Lumingon ka and said, Ano ka ba? Natatae na ako!!!

Kadirs.......

May 2 langaw na nag-uusap sa tumpok ng tae..
Langaw 1: Tol, nauutot ako!
Langaw2: Tangina, tol, walang ganyanan kumakain tayo. Kadirs!

How nice naman the morning is! I want u 2 be here, 2 see u, and 2 talk 2 u. Why? Andaming kalat dito eh! May ebak pa...I need a basurero. And you're hired.