2 girls appying for work: 1 matalino at 1 bobo..

Matalino: Buti ka pa tanggap. Ano ba ginawa mo?
Bobo: Wala lang! Nung nag-fill up ako ng form, nilagay ko sa sex, "Sure why not?

At the office...

Boss asks sexy secretary to a dinner after overtym, "Are u free tonight?"

The secretary replies, " Sir, ha? Hwag naman free. Bibigyan na lang kita ng discount.!