Lahi...

Umiyak ako kay God before, tanong ko: "Bakit po palagi akong nalalayo sa mga kaibigan ko? "Niyakap niya ako at sabi niya: "Kasi anak, angel ka at aswang sila. Magkaiba kayo ng lahi."

Ginawa ni God...

Ang pagong ginawa ni God para di tayo nagmamadali. Langgam para makita natin maliliit na bagay. Ulap para tumingin sa taas at di makalimot. At ako ginawa para makita kung gano kaganda ang buhay..

Eheeem...

I believe that God created me to  be ur friend. He picked me out from all the rest coz He knows I am the best. Eheeeem, don't argue with God, bad yun...

I asked God 4 water, He gave me a river. I asked 4 a light and He gave me the sun. I asked 4 a friend and He gave you. I asked why and He said, "Akala ko naghahanap ka ng mauutangan."

Gift....

GOD gave me a GIFT wrapped in GLITTERING GOLD much 2 my delight when I opened it i found u.  Pambihira! talaga si LORD di na lang PINERA!

Boy watching film on childbirth shockingly asked his mom: "You mean i came out there?"

MOM: Yes, why?

BOY: Wow, God really loves me. A few inches more and I could have been SHIT !