Condom...

A man went to a pharmacy to buy condom.
Saleslady: One thousand per piece, sir!
Man: What? Ba't ang mahal?
Saleslady: Kasi puwede nating i-try...

Prosti...

Policeman arresting a prostitute...
Prosti: I am not selling sex.
Police: Then what are u doin?
Prosti: I am saleswoman selling condoms and offering free demo...